Keep in mind, I'm not serious about these pairings (although some might work if one thinks so).
#10.) Woody & Barbie (Toy Story franchise): Believe it or not, Woody & Barbie were actually suppose to be a canon couple since the beginning of the first "Toy Story." However, Mattel refused Pixar to use their famous doll for the movie, so Pixar created their own doll-like character to be the hand-me down cowboy's love-interest (Bo Peep).
It wasn't later until Mattel have seen that Play School's Mr. Potato Heads were more successfully sold more because Pixar putting him in the movie, they changed their minds & allow Pixar to use Barbie in the sequels as well as making clones of her.
Even though Woody & Barbie were never brought up into being a couple in the 3rd movie, it's still a cute little "What If" kind of thing (plus Woody's not a materialistic fruit-cake like Ken).
#09.) Creeper & Harley Quinn (TNAoBTA): Harley got a taste of her own medicine (being crazy in love with someone who doesn't like you and/or want to murder you), and she didn't like it!
#08.) Screwy & Slappy Squirrel (Tex Avery & Animaniacs): Those two are the closest thing to what I think are the parents of the greedy hornball video-game squirrel, Conker.
And knowing how Slappy loves to gossip about all of the "hidden secrets" of famous cartoon characters she knows, I wouldn't be surprised if Slappy once dated Screwy at one point.
#07.) Ursula x King Candy/Turbo x Vanessa (Wreck-It Ralph & The Little Mermaid): If you thought it was crazy when the Kuno siblings love one side of the main character's alter ego but loath the other half (Ranma 1/2), how about this unlikely "couple."
Because when King Candy is Turbo he loves Vanessa (Ursula's disguise form), but Vanessa hate him when he is Turbo.
But when Turbo is KC & Vanessa is Ursula, Ursula loves KC while KC hates her.
You get that?
#06.) Terk x Donald Duck (Disney): *FYI Terk is a girl gorilla* This crack-pairing is actually a canon crack-pairing in the Kingdom Hearts games.
Because in the end of Tarzan quests/levels, Terk affectionately give Donald a flower & Jane laughed "Looks like someone's got an admirer" much to Donald's disgust by the fact that a gorilla likes him.
#05.) Lord Hater x Rita Replusa (WoY & Power Rangers): Hater always wanted a girlfriend (mostly because he hates how his ship is practically a "sausage-fest" 24/7, meaning his Watchdogs are all male & he desperately wants a female companion to "spice" things up a bit), well here's a "perfect" match for him.
She's evil, hates all that is "goody-goody," has a style that rivals with the likes of Madonna & Lady Gaga, and she has a voice like an orchestra of violins.....played by tone-death banshees. See why they are a crack-pairing now?
#04.) Casey Jones x Serena (TMNT 2012 & Sailor Moon '92): Awe! The Princess & the Stable Boy. This is pairing is also part of the many TMNTxSailor Moon couples I matched up together, because I can see them argue a lot (calling each names like "bun-head" & "numb-skull" ) yet they get along so nicely it's adorable.^^
Just think of Casey as a scruffy version of Darrian, less Gary-Stu (and 100% guy) version Seiya from the old anime when he's with Serena.
Plus the pairing name "Skull Bunny" sounds like an ideal name for a Hot Topic mascot.
#03.) Rocket Raccoon x Sticks the Jungle Badger (GotG & Sonic): If you know about of these characters so well, you'll why I paired these two here.
And for those who are science-fanatics or zoologists in training, I am aware that raccoons are part of the Canine family & badgers are more of the Weasel side so they can't be compatible, but in the Silver Age comics Rocket's ex-girlfriend was a river otter.
#02.) Donatello x Honey Lemon (TMNT 2012 & Disney's Big Hero 6): It's an idea I like to share with
, because (maybe) we can defiantly see the Ninja Turtles (along with April & Casey) get along very well with the heroes of "Disney's Big Hero 6." And while, they are all friends with one another, I can see Donnie having a fanboyish crush on Honey Lemon (can you blame him really?) & the chemistry between those two would be quite a treat with them being heavily enthusiastic about what they are going to build/create.
#01.) Wander x Princess Rosalina (WoY & Super Mario Bros. franchise): While both characters have a star theme going on (with Rosalina mothering Lumas & Wander having a star as his symbol to contract Hater's lightning-bolt), they travel across the galaxies, they help people out when needed, love cute things (and Wander would find the Lumas & Star Bunnies to be adorable), they both love taking care of children;
And I have a theory that Wander has a thing for blondes for these reasons:
*When Wander dons on a female disguise, he usually wears a blonde wig when he pretends to be an attractive woman
*In "The Date" he suggested Sylvia to wear a broken mop on her head (which is similar to bleach-blonde colored hair) to make her attractive enough to lure/fool Lord Hater
*Out of all the space princesses that Wander have encountered (so far), the one he was most excited/eager to save was Princess Demura from "The Hero," and he seemed to have a little crush on her
*In "The Enemies," when Hater was in disguise as a woman in trouble to lure Wander to his trap, he was wearing a blonde wig to acknowledge that Wander possibly likes Blondes, and it seemed to have worked (until we figured out that the shadowy figure that passed by & fell into the trap was Brad Starlight)
However, what makes Wander & Rosalina be a crack pairing is how different they are in persona. Wander is more of an unpredictable wild-card & child-at-heart, while Rosalina is more mysterious & mature about a few things (but it still doesn't stop her for wanting to party, fight, or race against friends & enemies alike).
And who knows what kind of guy Rosalina likes, and what type of girl Wander likes the most (than again either show or game is centered around romance).
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