Borrowed it from
List five or more of your fictional crushes, and then list five reasons why it wouldn't work out in real life if they weren't animated.
So I gotta pretend they're all the same age as me and actually pretend that I'd
be with them? Alright!
(I feel so embarrassed to it
Sanji (One Piece)
*1.) He's a wanna-bee womanizer, so I'm gonna have to put him on a leash and spray him with water to heel him
*2.) He smokes (even though my mother has smoked a lot of time, but I still find smoking unbearable, and I don't know if Sanji ever uses breath-mints because I won't kiss someone with lips & mouth that tastes like an ashtray or flat beer)
*3.) I'm not built like Nami, Robin, or any of the other female One Piece characters that Sanji's always chasing down.
*4.) My dad would take advantage of his cooking skills, because my dad is much more greedy & gluttonous than Luffy
*5.) We come from different classes of life-style
Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)
*1.) He's bad habit of being late can get frustrating, and I'm very impatient
*2.) If he thought handling Naruto was bad, my brother & my cousins are gonna send him to the nut-house
*3.) My mom would try to push us into having kids already -_-'
*4.) His silver hair might give people the wrong message, mistook him for an older man cradle-robber.
*5.) I can't get pass the first page of one of those "Make-Out Paradise" book series O///O (it's like "Fifty Shades of Gray" for men)
The TMNT (technically they are actually 30 in human years, but forever 15 in immortal/floating time-line cartoon years):
*1.) I can't choose which one I like best, and I don't wanna break any hearts if only pick one
*2.) I don't wanna look like some kind of slut with 4 dates
*3.) I'm not sure if it's legal to be engage/ marry 4 people at the same time, let alone dating, especially if all of them happened to be related,
*4.) My mother sure won't approve the idea of having Splinter as a brother-in-law. Rats creep her out.
*5.) My stupid brother & redneck cousin would just make fun of me behind my back about this (Huh! Big talk from someone who's being henpecked by trashy sphincters & Missy Piggy's brunette drama-queen cousin!
Sebastian Michaels (Black Butler):
*1.) Different classes
*2.) He's part demon, and my people won't approve of that except for the anime fans
*3.) I don't want to handle a jealous Grell (it's bad enough that the guy is creepy, and I don't wan to be on his "To Kill" list
*4.) My family would take advantage of his job
*5.) I don't want to deprive him from doing his job
The Once-Ler (The Lorax):
*1.) I don't want his family as in-laws. Especially his "mother"!
*2.) The Lorax won't like because he thinks we might start an "invasion"
*3.) I don't wanna take care all of the sick Truffla critters by myself when the Thneed factory is being made and creating a mess
*4.)When he becomes the "Greed-Ler," I'd be concerned about our relationship
*5.) Even if I suggest any ideas to improving the factory and keep the promise to the Lorax while still running the Thneed business, they would mostly be ignored because his mom would probably throw those ideas away
I tag anyone who wants to take this meme as well.