My Top 10 Worst Couples

*Note: Just because I hate these pairings, doesn't mean I hate the people who like them, nor don't respect their oppinions.
And I won't go around like a ticking-bomb telling other people to hate these couples.

They are my oppinions (no matter how harsh they sound), and you shouldn't take them seriously*


#10. Tuxedo Sam x Hello Kitty (HK's Furry Tale Theater): The "Furry Tale Theater" series, is my least favorite of the Hello Kitty cartoons for many reasons.

And this pairing right here, is one of those reasons why I don't like the series.

I mean, what's wrong with Hello Kitty's real boyfriend, Dear Daniel? He's a nice guy and he treats Hello Kitty like a princess, so why replace him with Tuxedo Sam as Hello Kitty's love-interest in almost every episode?

The point is, Sam and Kitty should just stay as friends, and accept the fact that KittyxDaniel are a canon couple.



#09. Shadow the Hedgehog x Sandy Cheeks (Sonic/Spongebob crossover): How does this pairing even work?

They have absolutely have nothing common, Sandy's too rowdy for Shadow, Shadow is too serious for Sandy, and it's combinding water with electric wires.



#08. Monkey D. Luffy x Boa Hancock (One Piece): Lucky schmucky! Luffy is actually unlucky to have this woman fall all fangirl-ishly in love with him.

Boa is a man-eater and a couger, and a wh*re (thanks to that Devil fruit she ate that makes her irrestible to men and hynotise them so she can get away with everything).

Luffy deserves better than her to have as a pirate queen (if he was interested in women), and just bevcause he manage to resist Boa's fruit-powers, doesn't that he's gay (you whiny fanboys!).


#07. Sonamy & Sonally (All of Sonic media): I actually hate almost every single Sonic pairing, but these two pairings are major pains in my neck.

Both of them are over-rated, have the biggest fan-wars between each other, and both of these girls are bad choices for Sonic.

Amy is too clingy and ruins all of the serious scenes where Sonic is in the middle of a battle; And Sally just gives Sonic a ball-and-chain treatment in the relationship.

And don't get me started on how both couples are portrayed in the Archie comics.



#06. Veegatomon (Digimon): Sorry fans of this pairing, but I don't how they would make a cute couple.

Veemon's "romantic feelings" toward Gatomon is just a brain-fart from the Toei staff (it's only mentioned briefly, and never mentioned again, nor before that moment even happen).
And it was just an Elliot-E.T. moment he had with Davis (having the same feelings toward someone/something or similar to the subject).

Plus, Gatomon just sees Veemon as a funny friend, nothing else.



#05. Canon characters & their movie-interests: One of those cliches that I hate in movie adaptions of TV Shows;
One of the main characters falls in love with a new character (that was introduced in the movie), the romance they share is either snarky or briefly, and at the end it becomes tradgic and they have to say good-bye to each other.

Plus, those love-interest were never mentioned again in the movie sequals, or the TV show (that continues after the movie).


So what was the point of making those characters fall in love, when they are mostly gonna be seperated at the end of the movie, and forget about each other?




#04. The Pokemon Couples: Other than the outragous Sonic pairings and wars, the fandom of these Pokemon pairings I deeply despise, especially these 3 that I've listed in that box.

Pokemonshipping- It's most over-rated pairing, and relationship between Ash & Misty is really far away from being concidered a couple.
All they do is mostly yell, scream, fight, argue, and (occassionally) slap each other like Jersey Shore characters.

Contestshipping-How did this pairing became so popular? They are rivals, and the thing with the roses were just Congradulations giftes (not a sign of romance).

Drew's character just annoys me to no end, and his English voice doesn't help much either.
May deserves a better guy than him, and those two would have kids with such ugly hair colors (combinding the colors green and brown remind me of the colors of boogers )

As for the pairing of DawnxPaul- How does that even work? Their were no hints between the two, and they are rivals that hate each other.



#03. MordeTwi/ Mordecaix Twilight Sparkle (Regular Show/MLP: FiM crossover): I'm sick of seeing these PonyxNon-Pony crossover pairings, and this couple isn't helping me accept it.

Mordecai and Twilight have absolutely nothing in common, Twilight doesn't seem to be the type to fall for anthro-birds (concidering that she has a pet bird, and that would just disturb her); And does Mordecai look like he's the type of guy/bird to be attracted to horses?


And just thought of them kissing and "doing it" just gives me a gruesome image in my head.



#02. Any of the Turtle-cest pairings (TMNT): They are brothers for pete-sack, you perverts!

And don't pay attention to what Leo said about him and his brothers not being related in "TMNT: Next Mutation" (that show blows).



#01. Normaler/Once-LerxNorma (fan-made from "The Lorax" fandom): ......The last time I said about why I hate this pairing so much...the less I say, the better (don't wanna start another ugly war like last year).

But I can say that I hate this pairing as much as I hate all of the pairings involving the Once-Ler (Oncest, Once-Lorax, Once-LerxOC, and crossover pairings); and according to the Love-o-Meters the chances of this couple working/happening are slimer than a piece of string.

And the name of this couple has the word "normal" in it.; Noramality sucks, and it definatly doesn't fit in the Seuss world.
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