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Old Tricks, New Loonies 2

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The next moment Tech was setting up a trap to capture Rev.
Then Tech said in a sarcastic tone, "Okay Rev, I'm withdrawing myself from the bet."
"You win."

"Glad-he-saw-it-my-way," Rev said to himself

"And I'm letting you go into my lab right now," Tech added.

Once Rev zoomed out of the living room to go into Tech's lab, but Tech quickly activate his trap, and Rev got caught in it.

"Well, well, look who's tied up like a deer on a car-hood," Tech started to rub it in Rev's face.

"No-fair! You-tricked-me!" said Rev, struggling to untie himself.


"Well you tricked me into thinking there was another room, now we're even" said Tech
"And I'M in charge here."

"Hope your feathers would stay on after I use you a test-dummy," Tech added before he left to go into the control room.


"This-isn't-over-yet-Einstein!" Rev thought, then he started to peck the ropes off of him.



Later, Tech was checking for anything suspicious activity going on in Acmetropolise, and everything was going all calm and quiet.

Until he heard some really loud noises coming from the other rooms.

Explosives, heavy blurting, and leaser-shooting.


"Rev! You better not be touching my experiments!" Tech shouted as he began to stomp his way out


But it turns out that it was just Rev with a toy sound-remote, luring Tech into a payback trap.
And it involves Tech getting sucked into with his own vacuum-box, which it worked.



"Why you dirty over-grown stroke!" Tech shouted in the vacuum-box
"Let me out right now, or I'll twist your neck in a knot!"


"That-is-if-you-can-get-out," Rev said with an evil-eye,

"Later-sucker! Beep-beep! he added before he left Tech on the ground.




Much, much later, Tech eventually got of the vacuum-box, and started to set the next attempt to get even with Rev.

"Now this will knock the day-lights of that stretched-out cockatoo," Tech said to himself, while laughing.

"When he runs down this way to go to the grocery store, he'll ram right the painted brick-wall, thinking that it's the real path."


Then Tech hides into the bushes as he noticed that Rev is coming right on cue.

But the strangest thing that happened, when Rev came closer to the disguised brick-wall, he didn't fall flat on the ground, but went right through the fake path.


"What the-!?!" Tech said with his jaw-dropped to the ground


"I don't understand! How could he run through a solid wall!?" Tech pondered.



So Tech decided to test it out for himself.
He stepped back a little further, then he ran into the brick-wall, and got his snout all mashed-up.


"New Yahoozie Trick-Paint: Quick-draw, does not affect on road-runners" Tech said as he reads one of the paint cans that he used

"Now they tell me," Tech moaned.




Yet again, Tech planned another way to catch Rev and win the bet.


Just when Rev was about to leave the store and go back to the HQ, there was a pull the that says "Yank here."
And the pull leades to buckets of....

"Tar-and-feathers?" Rev said as he puts down the grocery bags,

"Mmm-Mmm! Tech-that-has-got-to-be-your-worst-scheme-yet."


"Really? Then wait until you see how well it works," Tech said as he came out of hiding


Tech quickly tugged down the pull, and the buckets began to spill, but it backfired when Rev dodged the tar and feathers, and throw them at Tech.


Now Tech was the one that was all covered up with tar and feathers.

"Boy-you-sure-make-one-ugly-seven-foot-gosling!" Rev laughed at Tech's failed trap, and he runs off the groceries.


"You may be laughing now, Revmund!" said Tech, after he spat out the feathers out of his  mouth,
"But I'll be the one getting schadenfreude when you get tested on my projects!"
Here's part 2 of the LU fanfiction in-between-quel.


References:

*The vacuum-box that Tech has, is similar to an invention Jimmy Neutron had

*There are two old Road-Runner and Wile E. Coyote gags in here:
1.) Running through the painting

2.) the failed tar and feathers trick (as also seen in Tiny Toon Adventures as well)

*The word "Schadenfreude" is used in here. Yes, it's a word form "Avenue Q"

But it's a German word for "happiness of misfortune of others"

Examples of it include shows like "America's Funniest Home Videos" and "Looney Tunes"




Tech E. Coyote and rev Runner belong to Warner Bros.
© 2011 - 2024 KessieLou
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DawnDewdrop's avatar
hahahahahahahaha oh my gosh hahahaha Oh man, I remember those tricks hahaha I was so hoping you'd do the old paint a path one, I mean hahahah seriously hahahahahh