Rock-a-Runner: Chapt. 8

The next night, Plotz was riding in his limo with Rev in the far back seat, who's still excited about his big duet at the night club.
Then, his cell phone started to ring.

"Hello?" Plotz answered, "Oh, hi boss."

It was Swackhammer on the other line talking to Plotz about their plan.

"What do you mean our plan's gonna foil!?" Plotz questioned

"You said a coyote, and a cat, a duck, and a warner?" he asked about who's the cause that might foil their plan on making Rev stay in the city, "Is this some kind of joke or something?"

"If it was a joke it would have a punch line to it," Swackhammer said he was lighting his cigar, "and I ain't no comedian on this."

"Those four are in the city now, wanting to bring Rev back to farm" he explained to Plotz, "If they go to him and tell him to go back with them, you lose your money, and if he's back on the farm, that makes my teeth ache with pain, and we both want that to happen do we?"

"Well yes, but how will I stop those meddling country-goers?" said Plotz

Swackhammer suggest, "Just make sure that blonde girl distracts that ostrich so he won't have any thought about them what so ever, and make him stay away from them, capisce?"

"Capisce," Plotz nodded and hangs his cell phone up.




Moment later, the gang was on their way to go to the night club to go see Rev. They were dressed in fancy clothes to help them get in instently.

"Do you think this will work?" Dot asked

"Well it better, these tuxs came from Snipe's Tuxeduos, and that place wasn't very cheap at all" Duck explains about his, Tech's, and Timmy's tux

"All that matter's right now, is that we can near Rev and talk to him know" said Tech

They entered the club, but unfortunetelly they got kicked out by one of the waitors at Plotz Palace in just five minutes, who say they have no reservations here at all.

"What do mean we can't make reservation in the club?" Timmy asked the waitor

"Read the sign, pussycat!" the waitor said to Timmy as he throws a small wooden sign at him.

Timmy read it, "No coyotes, cats, ducks, or warners allowed?"

"What!?!" Duck yelled, "that's example of discriminanation!"

"Don't you mean discriminate?" Dot corrected him

"Something tells me this has Swachammer's name written all over it" Tech said to the others, "he proubelly owns this club, so he knows we might come here to get Rev back home, and he made this new rule just so we can't go near him."

"Thank you for the info, Mr. Smartypants" Duck said to Tech almost board out of his head


Timmy then questioned, "Well now that we're banned from here as or normal-selves, how are we gonna get inside now?"

They all looked at the banner above the neon sign of Plottz Palace that said, "Penguin Night Tonight: Anyone that is a penguin or dressed like a penguin gets in for free."
Then they looked at a store called, Patou's Party Favors and Costumes, that a box of penguin suits out by the trash can, and that gives them an idea.


Minutes later, they gang was lucky enough to get inside by dressing themselves as penguins.
They still couldn't go near Rev cause of the visious bouncers surrounding the place, so Timmy thought up an idea writting Rev a note saying that they need to bring him back home. So he finds a piece of paper and pencil that were dropped on the floor on one of the food carts.
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Timmy wrote:

"Dear Rev,

We're sorry that we called you a fake. We really miss you and we need you to help bring sunshine and normal weather back into our lives.

Please come home to us.
                             
                                       -Your friends,....."
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"Okay guys, sign this" Timmy said after him finished writting it.

Tech, Dot, and Timmy signed the note

"Here Duck, sign the note" Timmy said to Duck as he holds the pencil and note out in front of him

"Must you bother me wilth I dine?" Duck said in a cheesy fancy accent as tries eat the food that he odered

"Duck, sign it" Dot said to him about the note, "It's more important."

Duck didn't pay attention to Dot, as he gets lost in the taste of his dish

"Oh heaven, where have you been all of my life?" Duck said still enjoying it, "Lasagna Ale Pasta'mor'e!"

"Duck, just sign the note!" Tech commanded

"Yeah yeah yeah, keep your shorts on!" said Duck, he picks up the pencil and signs the note.

"Okay, now we need to send this to him" Timmy said as he looks at the note.

Dot finds the nearest waitor to see if he can give the note to Rev.

"Excusse me, sir" she said to the suspesous waitor, "Could see if The King get this paper?"

"Yes, it's very important" Timmy added, "It's a record deal! From the president of Uni...Sony...Zomba..wood....Unisonyzombawood Records! He wants The King to put his songs on a CD and possibly iTunes."

Duck took a sip of his glass bottle drink

"And waitor, we asked for classic Diet Coke" Duck complained to the waitor about his drink, "This stuff weighs a ton!"

Duck accidently pured alot of the Coke down in his penguin suit, which causes his suit splash it out all over the floor and exposes him in his normal clothes and true identy as a duck.

The waitor glared at Duck, then spoke in his walky-talky "Gives me the boss."




Meanwhile backstage, Rev and Plotz were right above and behind the stage, which was decorated like a sunkin' ship under water with shiny machanical sharks floating around like a mobile.

Rev was dressed in a white body-junk suit that had a eagle-printed cape on it, and was open in the centure of the torso like he was wearing a unzipped jacket.

"Now you know what to do on stage, right?" Plotz asked Rev

"I-know-what-do-to-Plotz-but-where's-the-girl-you-said-I'll-be-singing-with-I-really-wanna-meet-her!" the eager roadrunner asked.

"You'll meet her after your first number" Plotz answered, "now just hang on to the back of the cardboard scuba-diver until you land on the stage."


Plotz leaves to go check on Bia, down by the bottom of the stage.

Bia was wearing a mermaid like suit (which looks like Lettuse's suit from "Mew Mew Power", only blue with pantiehose and heeled shoes).

"Am I suppose to wear this for my big break?" Bia asked Plotz about the suit

"It's the only one they have at The Golden Pheasent" Plotz replied, "Now you'll be going up there, and sing a duet with the King."

"With King?" Bia asked, "But, I don't know any of his songs."

"You don't have to sing one his songs, you'll be singing the song I gave you right after his number" Plotz said to Bia, "And after the duet, I want you to pretend to love him to keep him happy."

Bia feels ashame bout this plan, "I don't know, doing that to The King sounds really bad, Plotz."

"It's only a little bad, not a big bad" Plotz continued talking to her, "The point is, he's lonely, he needs a friend, and we don't want him to feel that way forever don't we?"


Announcer: Ladies and gentle men! Plotz Palace proudly presents, The King!!!!

The cardboard scuba driver landed in the middle of the ship, and falls forward to show Rev.

"Thank-you! Thank-you-very-much!" Rev said as he walks back away to the left side of the ship, then turns around to show-off his cape.

The gang was surprised about to see Rev on stage.

"Yep, that's the same old Rev we know" Tech rolled his eyes



Rev: *singing* Well down in Tupelo
         I was so alone
         I never had no money
         Had no honey to call my own

         That's why I'm treasure hunting *the backround singers appear with sea-star suits*
         Treasure hunting for my love
Singers: He's treasure hunting for his love

Rev: Well, I've been everywhere
        Seaching high and low
        But I ain't found no rainbow
        That has a pot of gold *strips off his scarf and throws at the fangirls*

        So I keep treasure hunting


"You know, I think he looks hot in that suit" Dot said as she swoons at Rev

"You know, I don't care" Duck with his face covered with pie filling.

Timmy was making a paper airplane out of the note they signed for Rev, so that Rev could get the note quicker.

"Timmy how did learned how to make a paper airplane?" Tech asked Timmy

"It's something I learned in school, Tech" Timmy asnwered

"That's no good at school!" said Duck

Timmy said, "Well I still do it anyways."

"Hey!" a voice called for Tech,Duck, Dot, and Timmy

Duck smiled guilty and the others got a scared stare ion their faces, to find out the voice came from one of the bouncers, who the tattle-tail waitor send for.

"You clowns are dead meat!" the bouncer said he rips the "No allowed" sign apart.

The gang started running and struggling for their lives to get away from the bouncers.

"REV!" Timmy shouted as he throws the paper airplane note to him, but it flew pass by him.
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Rev: *singing* Good King Neptune
          He said he help me find my treasure
          Far below the sea
Singers: Far below the sea *the note landed in one of the mouthes of the machanical sharks*
          He introduced me to every single purty mermaid
*The gang hides under one of the tables, and one of the bouncers fought he caught, but he caught their penguins instead*
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The four ran back stage and jumped onto a trolly cart, and started rolling.

Timmy looks to the left side, "Tech, turn around!" he called, "Rev is that way!"

"I have no time to turn around" Tech explianed, then he grabs three lobster suits from the carts hangers, "but these lobster suits give me an idea!"

Bia was still talking to Plotz.

"Are you sure no one's feelings will get hurt?" she asked

"Look sweet cakes" Plotz said to her, "Just go out with King, make him happy, and make him stay that way!"


Timmy, Duck, and Tech appeare on the corner on the stage, dressed as lobsters.

"Duck! Quit being such a ham, and move!" Tech whispered as he pushes Duck to move quicker.

Plotz looked at what's happening, "Hey! There ain't no lobsters in this number!"

"Get them out of here!" he called to two of his bouncers, Stomper and Rocky.

"What you think you're doing?" Plotz said to Rocky as he pulls him back and puts a rubber shark head on him, "Don't spoil the show!"

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Rev: * singing* That treasure's all I'm thinking of
Singers: Thinking of, thinking of, thinking of  *Tech, Duck, and Timmy tripped, then Stomper and Rocky chased after them*

Rev: Well I got treasure hunting fever
Singers: Yeah, Yeah *Stomper started chasing after Tech and Duck, while Rocky went after Timmy, who's climbing up the boat to get the note*

Rev: Well, I got treasure hunting fever
Singers: Yeah, Yeah *Dot went to the control room to lower the sharks to Timmy*

Rev: Well I got treasure fever
Singers: Yeah, Yeah *Timmy jumps onto the shark that had the note it's mouth, while Rocky jumped on the shark behind him*

Rev: Well I got treasure fever..............*Timmy grabs the note*
         For love!......................*Stomper still chases after Tech and Duck behind Rev*
Singers: He's got that treasure hunting fever *grabs and pulls on Timmy's hood*
Rev: Yeah, I got treasure hunting fever...............
        For love! *the note lands in the palm of Rev's hands and he looks at it*
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Plotz gets Bia ready for her part of the number.

"Now! You're on!" he said as he give her a big push to the stage

Bia felt like she was about to trip, but she got up fast and didn't have a clue what to do first.
Rev had never seen any one like Bia before, so he just stood there as she spun around towards him.

Bia lowers Rev's head down a bit to her, then she kisses him. Rev felt all dizzy like as if he was about to melt, with a strange look on his face like "WOW!" with goo-goo eyes and funny grin slowing developing.
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Bia: *singing* Deep, deep the trouble you're in *Rev gulped*
         I'll throw you to the sharks and you can't swim *takes the note out of Rev's hand and puts it*
         Now you find yourself way over your head
         Over pretty little me who knocks you dead *Rev smiled all stupid-like with his tongue hanging out on the side*

          Sink or swim
          Keep holding your breath for little ol' me
Singers: Sink
Bia: Sink, honey
Singers: Or swim
Bia: Or swim with me

Singers: All he saw was her pretty face
              Like a fool he took the bait

Bia: You're a silly little fish who never went to school *Rev's knees started bending down cross for each other*
        Now you're learning your lesson too late

         Sink or swim
         Keep holding your breath for little ol' me
Singers: Sink
Bia: Sink, honey
Singers: Or swim
Bia: Or swim with me

Rev: I think....
Singers: Oh yeah
Rev: I'll swim with you
Singers: He's gonna swim with you

Rev: Well, there's no dout about it
        Baby, I'm a swimmin' with you
        
Both Rev&Bia: I'm a swimmin' with
        I'm a swimmin' with
        You
Singers: Sink or swim, he's gonna swim with you


The audience cheered on for the performaces.

Tech, Duck, Dot, and Timmy looked to see what was happening while they were being chased.
They all stared as they found Rev all ga-ga over a human girl.

"Oh no!" Tech said he slapped his forhead and shakes his head back and forth, seeing that their plan failed.