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RxB: Bird Boy's Beak

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Lexi: *to Bia* So, how was your night with Rev?

Bia: Oh it was really wonderful, Lexi


*cuts to Rev talking to the guys in another room*

Ace: *to Rev* How did go with Bia?

Rev: It-was-one-of-the-best-dates-that-I've-ever-had! It-was-fantastic-tremendous-supendious!


*cuts to Bia with the girls*

Bia: He toke me to this diner that make you feel like you're in 2750, then he won me a plush bunny from the claw machine at the arcade-

*cuts to Rev and the boys*

Rev: And-then-I-took-back-to-her-house-to-watch-few-movies

Duck: Smooth!

Rev& Bia: And then we kissed!

*everyone was in shocked*

Melina: *to Bia* You...and...Rev...kissed!?


*cuts to Rev and the boys*

Duck: *to Rev* You actually kissed a human girl?


*everyone, except for Rev and Bia* What was it like?


Bia: *to the girls* It was very easy

Rev: *to the boys* It-was-best-thing-that-happend-on-the-date.


Rev&Bia: Like something that you see in music-videos.

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*fades into a flashback of Rev and Bia kissing*


Bia: *singing* What is this thing on my mouth?
It's slippery and it's funny
Kissing my slender, virgin pink lips
Some bird boy's beak,
It's such a new sensation

Rev: I got a human girl on my yellow bill, and it's got me insatibly weak

Bia: It's really quite thrilling
Rev: That's how I feel now

Bia: I think my spine is tingling
Rev: And it's solid as gold

Bia: I never dreamed that we'd go together so well

Rev: Tell me about it, I'm totally kissin' a human belle

Bia: This unexpected kiss. What a wonderful feeling

Rev: Wow, it's really quite appealing

Bia: I've never had so much fun

Rev & Bia: Now that we just became one.....
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*fades back to present day*

Duck: *talking* Well that was one the most sickeining songs I've ever heard.
*gets bricked by anti-furries/featheries*

This right here is a song parody of the song from "Drawn Together."

The original song is called "Black Chick's Tongue."

Despite that it was song really well by Tara Strong nad Cree Summer, the lyrics were kind of gross (because just about swabbing spit).



And yes, I used one of my old pictures to go with this, because this takes place when Rev and Bia first kiss each other.


Enjoy!


Rev Runner, Ace Bunny, Lexi Bunny and Danger Duck belong to Warner Bros.
Bia Jetstream and Melina Duck belong to me, Sony-Mae
Original song belongs to Comedy Central
Parodya nd songfic written by me.
© 2010 - 2024 KessieLou
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