You're A Mean One, Mr. Mxyzptlk

You're a mean one, Mr. Mxyzptlk
You really are a troll!

You're as cunning as a slug,
And as precious as coal,
Mr. Mxyzptlk!

You're a rabid dog with an ugly mug
with drool!


You're a parasite, Mr. Mxyzptlk
Your heart's an empty hole!

Your brain is full of rats,
You got spiders in your soul,
Mr. Mxyzptlk!


Women wouldn't even touch you with a....
Nintey-three and one quarter foot pole!



You're a foul one, Mr. Mxyzptlk
You're a nasty, brashy snake!


You're as sweet as a bitter-sourball
And as clean as polluted lake,
Mr. Mxyzptlk!


The three words that best describe you, as for told
And I quote.....

SNEAK! SCHNIT! SNAKE!




You nausiate me, Mr. Mxyzptlk
You're king of a devious plots!


You're a slippery crooked hyena,
And you'll never change your spots
Mr. Mxyzptlk!


You're a three-layered spinach and seuerkraunt casserole
All smuffered and marinated with teriyaki sause!